ExtermiCorp - Sustainable Spring and Playground

Description

Needless regulation has prevented the extraction of water from our beautiful Lake Hearfornou for generations, but no more! The language of these laws prevent facilities on the open water, but we got around that by probing deep into the surrounding land. Voila, now we are able to sell you local fresh spring water bottled for convenience, harvested with minimal impact to the wetlands and other surrounding animal habitats. And because of our commitment to sustainability, for every ounce of water we take from the lake, we pump twice as much liquid from other sources back in. And that's not all! We've turned our industrial operation into a kid-friendly playground, complete with tire swings and even a zip line, so take that, community members who accused us of ruining a "quiet and idyllic waterfront." ExtermiCorp, always here in your backyard.